socal asster blaster
a socal (southern california) -sster blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (i.e. a cuc-mber, cat food, and antifreeze)
“what are you gonna use all this for”
“haven’t you ever heard of a socal -sster blaster”
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