SoCal Earthquake


a s-xual finishing move executed most effectively from the missionary position…

the man, or rather barbarian, extends his two arms above his head and links his hands together as if around an axe handle. then, while simultaneously releasing both his seed and a thunderous roar (raawwwrrrrrr!), drives his double-fist straight through his lover’s collarbone.
robert downey jr. is off the wagon and dropping socal earthquakes like it’s noone’s business!

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