SoCal girl


a stunningly gorgeous woman hailing from the southern california area. they can be “surf girls” as well.
major examples of socal girls include zooey deschanel, lauren conrad, alyssa miller, alex morgan, whitney port, etc.
in california, a stupid broad who wears giant stunna shades, won’t shut up about drinking, wears gaucho pants, bleaches and feathers her hair, and generally tries to say something stupid every godd-mned minute of the day. bonus points for implants.
socal girls are so gross, i wouldn’t touch them with john holmes’s d-ck.

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