soccer boppers


a toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. if you win it is necessary to scream “fatality” and then sing the mortal combat theme song. make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.
“soccer boppers are cool gloves we can play with! can we buy them dad??”

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