soccer hooligan

an englishman or scot who likes to attend football games p-ssed out of his skull, start fights, and vandalize property; unhappy unless someone leaves the game in an ambulance
that stupid c-nt is wearing the other team’s shirt! let’s break his f-cking kneecaps!
drunken bad-sses. soccer hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game…because they always make it interesting.
f-ck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.
devotees of a particular style of british amb-ssadorship who get their training in and around the soccer grounds of britain and in the pubs thereabouts.

such training involves the development of debilitating martial arts, environmental trashing, the highest forms of foul-mouthed language and the use of recreational drugs including large quant-ties of alcohol.

these highly trained paragons are then given short-term diplomatic posts overseas where they attempt to convey the meaning of britishness using all the skills at their disposal.

such is the importance of these amb-ssadors that they invariably get a police escort.
the chief constable of roma sighed heavily and called a meeting in which he cancelled all leave for the weekend that the british soccer hooligans were expected over to conduct negotiations with their italian friends.
a s-x act in which a the pair doing the deed prepare to climax in unison, and in the heat of p-ssion their heads fly forward and their skulls smash into one another.
“dude, i was totally nailing this chick last night, and we both came at the same time, and we totally soccer hooliganed each other. i think i lost vision in my right eye.”