Soccer-in-Law
a sports term used when the coach is related to a sponsor of the team. can also be other sports, i.e. baseball-in-law, football-in-law, and many more. the most famous soccer-in-law is midge middleton whose mother-in-law, beatrice, sometimes coaches soccer. if you want sports action that is truly raw cheer for your favorite soccer-in-law!
beatrice: oh no, another soccer game! we need some serious stuff here.
midge: i know, i’m a soccer-in-law! the kids need ice cream and things like that.
beatrice: okay, why don’t you take me by the clubhouse at 9:00 and pick up the soccer things and then run by coach k’s and get some coach k chicken. i have to be at the field at 10:00 for pre-game stretches. and then we can go back at 11:00 for ice cream.
midge: sure! but all that would be rough on me. i’ll probably need some of those warm up stretches myself. (she starts stretching herself)
beatrice: there you go! that’s what we’re talking about. a little pre-game workout never hurts. you may be my daughter-in-law, but you’re also a soccer-in-law. i’ll see you later. (she blows the coach’s whistle) hey kids, move it!
midge: (walks off the field) my mother-in-law’s a great coach. and i’m the best soccer-in-law there is! soccer-in-laws are sweet@
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