soccer-mom hair
short, easily managed, but completely unfeminine and unflattering haircut worn by overweight, middle-aged women with 2.6 children who spend more than 40 hours per week, obsessively focussed on their precious children’s extra-curricular activities. the often overly highlighted cut is typically parted in the center or to one side, with longish bangs, no hair products and is distinguished from more stylish and current short hairdos by it’s roots in 70’s and 80’s fashion, re-hashing the “dorothy hamill” and “geraldine ferraro” styles, and often worn with “mom jeans,” (also rooted in 80’s style – high wasted with baggy -ss and peg leg), baggy sweatshirts and white sneakers.
i want a short bob, but i don’t want soccer-mom hair!
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