Soccer Mom Van


the stereotypical vehicle of a soccer mom, the soccer mom van can usually be identified as a 90’s chrystler van with about ten b-mper stickers for various soccer leagues.
the criminals evaded the very sight of the soccer mom van, as they were intimidated by the sheer power emitted from it.

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