soccer tan


a soccer tan is a small band of tan skin from the knee to lower thigh on otherwise pale legs. this is caused by playing too much soccer outside and only the sp-ce between your shorts and tall socks getting any sun.
she spends all her time outside playing soccer, so she’s got nothing but a soccer tan.

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