Soccermom Sweatshop
the s-xual act of gathering 10 of your closest friend’s moms in a minivan without seats on a hot august day, turning up the heat, thus inducing persperation, and railing every last one of them in a chaotic m-ss of various bodily fluids.
can you beleive grant pulled a soccermom sweatshop with all of our moms this summer? thats messed up.
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