todded


1) to sit down in such a way that your own p-n-s actually slips into your own -n-l cavity. accidentally, of course.

ie. “dude, i was at white castle last night and accidentally todded myself.” note: white castle had nothing to do with the todding; it was purely coincidental.

2) that act of giving/receiving -n-l penetration, either to yourself or someone else. this version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.

ie. “yo, last night my girlfriend let me ‘todd’ her. im gonna ask her to marry me today”

3) to have your -ss handed to you, figuratively speaking.

ie. while playing poker you loose, bad: “bro, you just got todded.”
1) ie. “dude, i was at white castle last night and accidentally todded myself.” note: white castle had nothing to do with the todding, purely coincidental.

2) ie. “yo, last night my girlfriend let me ‘todd’ her. im gonna ask her to marry me today”

3) ie. while playing poker you loose, bad: “bro, you just got todded.”
when you walk into a room to see what someone is doing. then walk out without saying a word.
wtf. that dude just todded me for the third time today.

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