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Social Blocking

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  1. a technique used to prevent the spreading of a pandemic disease by physically distancing yourself from others. (i.e. not shaking hands to prevent the spreading of germs) 2. to spend time relaxing by yourself.- – may be used as code for private, solitary activities of -any- kind. (i.e. masturbation) 1. “during the swine flu […]

• socially transmitted disease

  when someone blogs, tweets, status updates something that brings the viewer/reader out in a rash. blogger/tweeter/facebooker/g+er: i used a gantt chart and allocated resource schedules to fit project task man-hours around the day-job. reader/follower/friend/g+er: i came out in a rash reading that… thanks for the std… (socially transmitted disease).

• Harriet-the-spy'd

  cutting off someone’s ponytail with a scissors. “that douche had better stop p-ssing me off or he’s gonna get harriet-the-spy’d”

• Harry Potter separation anxiety

  the empty feeling you feel when you realize that as of july 2011, there will be no new installments of harry potter, and that the deathly hallows is going to make you cry because it will all be over. person 1: “man, i can’t believe how good deathly hallows was.” person 2: “yeah, this just […]

• hateabase

  a database of things you hate. my hateabase includes such things as people who answer phones in restaurants, smokers who use the world as their public trash can, and people who don’t clean up after their dogs.

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