Social Blue Balls


the frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually “friend zone him”. this condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his d-ck in her.
any nice guy married to a complete b-tch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue b-lls.

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