Social DUI
going on a social-networking site (mysp-ce, facebook, livejournal, etc.) while drunk, high, tweaking, etc.
arrggh! i’m in the doghouse on a social dui. i got tanked last night and left a naaasty comment on lisa’s mysp-ce. it was funny as h-ll at the time, but now she won’t talk to me.
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