social eater
a person who mostly only eats in a social setting where others are eating.
phil: hey tom, i almost didn’t recognize you walking down the sidewalk. i haven’t seen you for a while. have you lost weight?
tom: i did and pretty fast.
phil: how?
tom: now, i mostly just eat socially.
phil: what, you are just a social eater?
tom: yeah, it works great to stay fit.
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