Social Landmine
people that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend’s bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.
“i went to kells last night and there were so many social landmines in the way that i didnt even get time to take a shot with laura. i was too late, dan and kate both got me.”
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