social media taylor swift
a girl who constantly posts on social media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.
person 1: “dude susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her.”
person 2: “give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron.”
person 1: “you mean i am going to have to listen to this cr-p again?”
person 2: “many times my friend, many times. she is a social media taylor swift.”
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