Social Network Status Tease
the social network status tease (snst) is a ditzy b-tch who can do no more than post “cute” little s-xual comments and jokes on their mysp-ce and/or facebook page, with the hopes that they will get a long thread of “cute” little s-xual responses from guys (most likely shirtless profile -sshole, mustang -sshole, or crotch rocket -sshole).
snst’s only creativity in life is the ability to use common, everyday terms in some kind of s-xual reference. snst also loves to post pics which emphasize their b–bs. their face may be a wreck, but their cans have got to be the attention of the photo. snst will post from their home, school, work, the store, or anywhere else in order to satisfy their p-ss-poor self-esteem.
n-body with any moral character at all wants to see the posts from snst. they are predictable and oh-so-common. snst often announces the bar at which they are going that evening, with the hopes that local male -ssholes will also go to that same bar. this makes for an entire evening of free drinks, and ego-boosting flirting for snst.
social network status tease won’t have very many ways to attract attention when time takes its toll on their face and body. luckily, loser “social network guy” doesn’t care that the face in snst’s profile doesn’t really match the face in person. for the time being, however…its free drinks and filrting fo snst !!!!
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