social parsley
individuals that add no real value to a social setting. like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.
that guy was nice, but didn’t really have anything valid or humorous to say. he was social parsley. next.
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