Social Phobia
a highly debilitating mental disease in which the sufferer has an irrational fear of social situations. this may manifest itself as excessive sweating, trembling, a shaky and/or inaudibly quiet voice, facial blushing, or basically anything else that you wouldn’t want to happen. this could be brought on by specific situations, such as giving a speach, or, for those of us that are extremely unlucky, anytime someone so much as glances in our general direction. while talking to a social phobic, he/she probably won’t make eye contact and might talk very quietly. he or she is not a freak, as much as you might want to call them one.
social phobia is not to be confused with shyness. shyness is an emotion that all people experience, sp is a disease for a select few.
emotions = good
diseases = bad
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