Social Syphilis
a condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. unlike the std, physical pain is not a side effect. the most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.
social syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embar-ssing youtube video, or facebook fight. after being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
didn’t you see her big breakup on facebook? she and tom had a huge fight, he called a wh-r-, and now she’s got social syphilis. n-body’s gonna touch that b-tch.
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