social vulture
a person who tries to invite themselves to an event, no matter how awkward, unwarranted, boring, or lame their attendance will be. if allowed to tag along, they will consume all joy or whimsy and render the carc-ss of the evening lifeless while they feast with bl–dy beaks, unaware of their intrusion.
bob: what are you doing for dinner tonight?
me: meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis….
bob: so, we should drive together?
me: bob, don’t be a social vulture
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