SocialNetwork Syndrome


to labor under the illusion that information you post on facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.
first guy; “how do you spell bacon?”

second guy; “dude, are you seriously updating your facebook status again? you have mental issues. you may suffer from socialnetwork syndrome man and no one gives a sh-t about what you ate for breakfast.”

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