society pages


the pages in newspapers and magazines that describe the lives of the rich, famous, influential and powerful.
frank zappa sung a song called society pages:
“you’re the ol’ lady from the society pages
from a small town somewhere i used to be
you owned the paper and a bunch of other stuff
that didn’t appeal to me”

Read Also:

  • Flirt Alert

    something you yell when you see somebody flirting with somebody else. :< andy: hey tasia: h-llo? andy: are you a farmer? 'cuz your'e raising my c-ck. matt: flirt alert!

  • fockus

    v. to get someone under the influence of something detrimental to focusing, needs to get their head out of their -ss and focus hey cheech, fockus! please stop being such a f-cker, and fockus on your next move!

  • FooFaz

    1: an amazing mw3 gb player the slaps any player he faces. 2: that stuff that is on the side of paper when you rip it out of a notebook oh sh-t we’re going up against foofaz yo bro, rip that piece of paper out and give me them foofaz

  • hippie haircut

    when one lights one’s hair on fire while attempting to smoke pot. dude check it out you just got a hippie haircut! jesus that smells.

  • hobogoat

    some large douche sh-t, -ss-clown/hat who is related to most of the people in the area and has eye b-lls close together, usually from albion/lyndonville/barre, ny that guy at the bar dating his cousin wearing car hearts and a pile of dead squirrels he shot in the bed of his big rusted truck is such […]


Disclaimer: society pages definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.