Socioshock
a vegetative state that many teenage children find themselves in after being deprived of a cellular device for prolonged periods of time. may also result from lack of ‘mysp-cing’ or ‘facebooking’
laura: -grrbalghgb-
mich-lle: oh sh-t, laura is going into socioshock! quick somebody get her a texting!!!
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