sock

a apparent eagles fan, who makes an abundant amount of noise when speaking. similar to skip bayles, he’s talks a lot but says a little, which is discredited by stats and facts.
guy 1: hey the eagles will win the super bowl and my fantasy team is good. guy 2: dude you sound like sock

example of a sock, a dirty one that is…
1. a garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. generally comes in pairs.

2. a disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to m-st-rb-t- in the shower or -j-c-l-t- all over furniture.
1. “man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. and look, i have one for each foot.”

2. “john, where have all your socks gone? i could’ve sworn that i bought you a pack just last week.”
something used as a s-m-n catcher for h-rny little boys who don’t want to clean up after they jerk it.

something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
dude, last night i used a sock in the barn. my mom came in after i finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. so i had to wear the sock after i j-zzed in it.

dude, wool socks are bad news.
things that go on your feet and should not be used otherwise.
my socks keep my feet warm
garments that go on your feet inside shoes, preferably not when wearing open-toed sandals.
when worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.
used to soak up a boy’s j-zz after he m-st-rb-t-d into it. many boys m-st-rb-t- with the sock over the p-n-s, soaking the sock in warm water to simulate the feel of a warm v-g-n-. some m-st-rb-t- and only use the sock right before they are about the -j-c-l-t- by inserting the d-ck in the sock right before -rg-sm. this is good as you dont have to worry where your man juice goes. whatever way you use it, socks are awwsome when your a teenager who likes to have w-nks.
last night i felt like a fap but it was late at night and really dark. instead of trying to catch my j-zz in the dark, i simply slipped on a sock over the throbbing p-n-s and pumped away at it. i came all over the sock and the next morning i just chucked it in the laundry.
term used to describe a hit using one’s fists.
shut up for i sock you in yo eye!
condoms for your feet
honestly… what other purpose do they serve?

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