sock cock


someone who is trying to appear as something they’re not. named after the practice of stuffing a pair of socks into the underwear to create the effect of a larger bulge.
“don’t listen to him, he’s a total sock c-ck.”
a way to make fun of your friend after you find out he is not circ-msized.
dude! shut your sock c-ck mouth!

haha when are you gonna show us your sock c-ck?

lol lets go write sock c-ck on the back window of that guys car.
someone who uses a sock as a condom
she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock c-ck
ones c-ck with in a sock to m-st-rb-t-…
some guy-“dood use a tissue!!!”

other dood-“h-ll no t3h s0ck > j00!”

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