Sock swag


when one has extremely cool socks. those who don’t are at risk of throwing off others’ sock swag. beware.
man: that dude has crazy sock swag i cant even believe it!
hot girl: really? i would totally go for some dude with major sock swag.
man: what about me?
hot girl: f-ck no, your gay socks f-cks with his awesome sock swag

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