sock thief
the guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. it’s always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there’s always one missing. every. time.
he is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
god dammit the sock thief stole another one of my socks!!! now there’s no match for this one!!! f-ck!!!!!
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