socked out asshole
medical term describing the resulting injury from -n-l s-x when the male pulls out so fast that his shaft gets caught in the partic-p-ting female’s -n-s and proceeds to rip her colon out of her -ss. the colon then proceeds to hang from the -n-s.
fred: “janie’s parents walked in on us last night when i was pounding her from behind”
sam: “what happened?”
fred: “i pulled out so fast that i gave her a socked out -sshole”
sam: “that must have been embarr-ssing”
fred: “nah, it happens all the time”
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