sockeye salmon
very similiar to the flailing salmon but the s-x is -n-l rather than v-g-n-l.
after years of perfecting the flailing salmon, jim finally got up enough nerve to try the sockeye salmon. he dropped more loads than ups.
a form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. the sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman’s v-g-n-.
person1: how is jamie pregnant with johnny’s baby? i thought they never slept together.
person2: he didn’t! she stole his spank sock and gave herself a sock-eye salmon!
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