Sockhornet
a type of special bee that hides in your sock at the most sneakiliest moment and then when you put your foot it stings you, making you say “ow”.
“ow” that sneakish sockhornet hid in my sock, and at the least possible expected moment, stung me and it hurt so bad i yelled my social security number.
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