socks & sandals
the most effective contraception … in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.
studies by the university of the west of scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
basically if you wear socks & sandals and have never had s-x before, you never will-.
-= exceptions to this rule have been found in canada.
woman 1: that guy looks kinda cute!
woman 2: yea, omg look at his feet?!?
woman 1: oh wtf socks & sandals? i’m now drier than the sahara desert !!
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