Sodapoppin


a thirteen y/o virgin who has never kissed a girl, or even had s-x. he lives in pakistan and has a two inch p-n-s, if you are interested in this hunk of man please visit:
twitch.tv/sodapoppin
“i have never had s-x and i never will, but if i find a girlfriend within this video game then my life will be complete”
-sodapoppin
1 more definition
f-cking a b-tch with an inanimate object to convince her that your d-ck is larger than it actually is.

“ahhh”

“yea that’s my d-ck”

“dude, that feels like a soda can”

“shut up”

“what?”

“(mumbles) that ain’t no soda can blah…”

“what?”

“nothing… i ain’t soda poppin. what’s for dinner?”

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