Sodemy Sunday’s
-n-l coitus on sunday.
ell: what you doing on sunday?
sally: i’ll be tied up that night chick. didn’t you hear that’s my fav., day of the week.
ell: why?
sally: sodemy sunday’s. our own religious experience. it might even cut down on the pregnancy rates. not to mention, the best way to let the world know to stick me in the ground, upside down so the whole of haters can kiss my….
ell: wtf girl, there’s no help for you.
sally: nope, i’m afraid not.
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