sodexo shits
after eating sodexo’s college food, its when your -ss lets loose the second that you sit down and feels like your shooting fire out your -ss
typically a daily occurring incident if you are on a meal plan. tend to happen all semester, unless you eat real food or go home to eat mom’s home cooking
after i ate lunch today in the cafeteria, i got the sodexo sh-ts
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