Sod’s Logic
the use of sod’s law to one’s own advantage.
used sod’s logic today. really didn’t want it to rain on my picnic today, so i brought an umbrella with me.
or
i really want this person i fancy at work to talk to me. today i didn’t wash, do my hair or wear clean clothes and i’m hungover. 99% guaranteed today’s the day they start speaking to me.
#sods law #typical
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