Soeren


the coolest german kid to ever exist. with his blond hair and blue eyes, he is ready to take on any challenge that faces him, and will most defiantly succeed at anything he attempts.

he is a softy for the ladies and will never take advantage of them.
girl 1: did you get home safely last night? you were really wasted and left with some guy!

girl 2: yeah i did, that guy was a real soeren.
soeren is a description for a person who is da ultimative skill0r. he’s a bunny check0r and schlipsgirl b4sh3r.
he’s so magnificent.

yeah

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