sof floof
sof floof is when doge had the soffest floof around and you went to tell someone how fluffy your doge is but don’t have the right words to say it to explain it because he’s so d-mn fluffy.
can’t wait to go home tonight for sof floof to great me.
or: i love sof floof it’s the best part about some dogs
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