soffwood
the doctor selling left over bonbons downs the halls ways from me. he can often be seen dancing his way into the he ho c to ask “michael” for frivilous little tasks while “michael” is on the phone with ted turner, or colin powell. soffwood’s -ssists stance is jorre jorre jorre de jorre jorre jorre jorre jorre.
“michael, could you make my satellite work within the next five minutes. ive left the instuctions on a kleenex with jorre jorre jorre jorre de jorre. by the way, your not supposed to know this, but your being promoted, hung-sorefeet is being fired, and the depot is moving to winnipeg”
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