soft cloth


a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.
guy 1: “hey billy! where you going? you said you were gonna help us install this plasma!”
billy: “well, i realized that i still haven’t decided on whether to organize my madonna alb-ms either alphabetically or when they were released.”
guy 2: “man, what a soft cloth.”

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