soft hombre


n. a p-n-s that looks hard enough for s-xual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. an attempt to insert a p-n-s into a v-g-n- gone afoul.
“i thought i could get harder by putting it in, but my ‘soft hombre’ just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

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