soft nuttin’
“soft nuttin” is something that can happen to any adolescent male. the term coincides with the -j-c-l-t–n of sperm. a male is said to have “soft-nutted” when his p-n-s is completely flaccid, yet somehow he -j-c-l-t-s instantly.
soft nuttin can be triggered from various situations. for example: seeing something very s-xual that makes you blow your load.
soft nuttin can be very unexpected and unannounced. the element of surprise is what always gets you.
d-mn that girl was so fine, i was straight soft nuttin’.
i soft nutted when i saw keisha bend over.
i’ll bet mr. cornell soft nutted when his wife told him that she would blow his c-ck!
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