soft shit
a person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little b-tch.
ivan thought he could push me around, but he’s actually soft sh-t.
sudden and nervous evacuation caused by negative antic-p-tion in a social setting.
like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.
example 1 “ready to give your speech on female genital mutilation, or should i go first?”
“wait a minute, i think i better take a soft-sh-t”
example 2
“hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he’s worried you’ll miss your plane”
“thanks. tell him i’m okay. i always have to take a soft-sh-t when i hear those big engines”.
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