soft-serve shits
fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. the use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve sh-t. also known as “ice cream sh-t”. the phenomenon of soft-serve sh-t almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the -n-s of the soft-serve sh-tter.
dude: “man, i just got done wiping my -ss for, like, 10 minutes!”
friend: “why? you got diarrhea, dog?”
dude: “worse…i got the soft-serve sh-ts!”
friend: “sucks to be you!”
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