Soft Serve
the act of inserting ones flaccid p-n-s into an orifice.
the other night at the party tim soft served it up with lisa.
used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about b-tches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.
often fronting on some esoteric bullsh-t like being from outer sp-ce, pondering whether g-d is a she, or writing an entire alb-m about dreaming.
responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like drake
man, lupe fiasco’s newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it’s makin my p-n-s soft!
to suck a flacid p-n-s.
guy: yeah.. gimmie head
girl: but you aren’t even erect..
guy: gimmie some soft serve
when a man forces his still flacid (see limpd-ck, wet noodle) p-n-s into a womans v-g-n- through sheer determination.
sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.
she just wanted the d-piece, she didn’t know she’d be getting the soft-serve.
moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.
marsha laid down and smiled as john stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.
the act of being soft or being a little b-tch
sean: “man i have to drop out of the race”
brandon: “your being real soft serve, if you go to a soft serve ice cream machine, there is chocolate, vanilla, and sean.”
soft serve is a form of scat that involves very soft p–p.
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