soft toy


a professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. in particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, afl, nrl, nfl, nbl.
spectator 1: “look at des headland (afl footballer) he’s so sh-t-scared of getting thumped he’s playing like a frightened poofter!”

spectator 2: “you’re not wrong. he’s playing like a soft toy.”

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