Softaphobia
the fear of a girl feeling your d-ck before you are fully erect
you: yo man i hope she doesn’t try to rush in to get my pants off
homie: why, don’t you want her on it
you: yea but i have softaphobia
homie: true if she sees it still soft she gon’ think it’s only 3 inches lol
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