softball stamp
when a person is playing anywhere in the infield in softball and misjudges how to play the ball (or if they just suck). the ball then bounces or takes a “bad hop” and hits the player in the face often causing a broken nose or black eye. the threads of the ball also leave a mark or bruising making it look like a softball stamp.
skip had no business playing softball but he played first base anyway. spence hit a hard ground ball in skip’s direction and it softball stamped him. skip realized he was too old to play and never played again.
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