softcrete


(noun) – something that is mushy and soft when it should be firm and hard
ex1: that’s not concrete, that’s softcrete!
ex2: when i got that bed it was firm and comfortable, but after two years it turned into softcrete and i’d wake up with my back sore each morning for lack of support at night. :/
ex3: why do you go the gym? to get toned and get that softcrete into concrete!
ex4: whoa, how’d you survive that fall? i got lucky and landed on softcrete!
ex5: why bother calling fresh concrete wet? it’s like calling water wet. softcrete is softcrete!

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